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 ”Corporal, Commissar said to stay put, laser the target for artillery, there vox channel is 791.” Brutis turns to his men “Bunker down boy’s, I’m about to bring the pain on that thing.” He switch his vox to 791, and pulls the laser designator off his belt.  “This is Corporal Brutis, I’m sending you coordinates for a monolith to get blow to shit via laser targeting, stand by.”  He looks threw the lens and paints the target. “Roger that Corporal, we have the target bring the pain.” The distant thud of artillery firing is heard, a couple seconds later the rounds whiz over head, and slam into the monolith bringing it down.  “Good effect on target monolith down!” Excitement spreads threw Brutis squad. “Please inform the Commissar that his issue has been taken care of, he owes me a drink for this.”

“Hehe, he just asked what you’d have,” replied Private Hiras. The Commissar smiled. “He also says continue the patrol and stay in contact, and if possible, be back by morning. Hiras out.” Commissar Colbert again gazed at the holo-map. One down, two to go in this district. Lord General’s probably going to hear this, and he won’t be happy. The Commissar spat. Too fucking bad.